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"If I found her floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog."

Joan Rivers on Yoko Ono

"He moves like a parody between a majorette girl and Fred Astaire."

Truman Capote on Mick Jagger

"What makes him think a middle aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?"

Ronald Reagan commenting on Clint Eastwood's bid to become mayor of Carmel, CA.

"She is closer to organized prostitution than anything else."

Former singer with the Smiths, Morrissey talking about Madonna

"I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an Arctic region covered with ice."

Steve Martin

"A plumber's idea of Cleopatra."

W. C. Fields talking about Mae West  

"A triumph of the embalmers art"

Gore Vidal on Ronald Reagan

I've never seen anything like you before without having to pay admission.

Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?

Freddie Mercury on Billy Idol

"If pople don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are sitting."

Herman J. Mankiewicz

"Avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon."

Abbie Hoffman

"A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but with the attention span of Daffy Duck."

Tom Shales talking about Robin Williams

"Bambi with testosterone."

Owen Gleiberman on The Artist Formerly Known As Prince

"Brassy, brazen witch on a mortgaged broomstick, a steamroller with cleats."

Walter Kerr on Ethel Merman

"Her voice sounded like an eagle being goosed."

Ralph Novak on Yoko Ono
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Callahan's Law - Shared pain is lessened, shared joy is increased.
Mike Callahan
A person should live forever, or die trying.
Mike Callahan
The Church is near
But the Road is icy.
The tavern is far
But I will walk carefully.
Ukranian proverb
Funny men are better lovers.
They know about pain
Josie Bauer
It's amazing how much mature wisdom resembles being too tired.
Commodore Aaron Sheffield
It is hard to strike a balance between keeping an open mind and being a sucker, but you have to try...
Joe
Religions only look different if you get them from a retailer.
If you get them from a wholesaler, you'll find they all get it from the same distributor.
Stephen Gaskin
Anger is fear with an attitude.
Mike
There aren't many things a man can do as noble as passing up a chance to show how smart he is.
Joe
Thunder is good, thunder is impressive,
but it's lightning that does the work.
Mark Twain to Nikola Tesla
Do not scratch where it does not itch.
Gypsy proverb
From "Off the Wall at Callahan's" by Spider Robinson

Duggie the Pooh's Thotful Spot

This is the stuff that Dougie thinks about.
Like just how weird it is to refer to yourself in the third person
And how having a web page for your opinions and thoughts is a lot like muttering to yourself on a street corner downtown. Personal spleen-venting on the world wide scale only made possible by careless abuse of modern technology.

Obligatory links section: Net Cruisin'

Links o' Plenty Jeez, ya gotta fire up the browser and go...
It's... out there.


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